2026 weekly clubhouse

Week 3

The opening slate is filed. Matchups, current projections and verified storylines lead; the page will turn into a recap as scores arrive.

The slate

This Week's Matchups

Yahoo projections are shown as matchup reference only. They do not determine the SAE Power Index.

Jake Carlson · 0-0Jacob Carlson's Deepball132.0 projected
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Will Maness · 0-0Lizard King121.3 projected
Jacob Carlson's Deepball opens as a 10.7-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Sam Dunbar · 0-0The Dunbear140.3 projected
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Brent Holst · 0-0Nico's Mail Order McBride129.3 projected
The Dunbear opens as a 10.9-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Jon Locarni · 0-0Jonny lol131.3 projected
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Andy Heckman · 0-0Dalvin and the Chimpmunks125.0 projected
Jonny lol opens as a 6.3-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Kory Hubers · 0-0Kory's Fat Cock145.3 projected
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Will Shires · 0-0Joaquin Goff113.8 projected
Kory's Fat Cock opens as a 31.5-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
John Hachat · 0-0The Milk Man137.1 projected
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Greg Ayars · 0-0Philadelphia Gregs132.0 projected
The Milk Man opens as a 5.1-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Stephen Hoth · 0-02022 Pro Bowlers129.6 projected
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Teddy Pane · 0-0Ted134.5 projected
Ted opens as a 4.9-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Game of the week

2022 Pro Bowlers vs. Ted

Only 4.88 projected points separate the two teams.

Highest projected game

The Dunbear vs. Nico's Mail Order McBride

269.58 combined projected points.

Biggest opening line

Kory's Fat Cock

31.52-point Yahoo favorite.

Opening projection board

A reference board, not power

1. Kory's Fat Cock
Kory Hubers
145.30
2. The Dunbear
Sam Dunbar
140.26
3. The Milk Man
John Hachat
137.12
4. Ted
Teddy Pane
134.49
5. Philadelphia Gregs
Greg Ayars
131.99
6. Jacob Carlson's Deepball
Jake Carlson
131.98
7. Jonny lol
Jon Locarni
131.31
8. 2022 Pro Bowlers
Stephen Hoth
129.61
9. Nico's Mail Order McBride
Brent Holst
129.32
10. Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
Andy Heckman
124.99
11. Lizard King
Will Maness
121.29
12. Joaquin Goff
Will Shires
113.78
What to watch

Week 3 storylines

Weekly storylines will be drawn from the verified roster, transaction and scoring data available for this week.

Player layer

Major Performances

Once games are scored, the highest player-week totals surface here directly from canonical data.

Player performances will appear after Week 3 scoring data is filed.