2026 weekly clubhouse

Week 14

The opening slate is filed. Matchups, current projections and verified storylines lead; the page will turn into a recap as scores arrive.

The slate

This Week's Matchups

Yahoo projections are shown as matchup reference only. They do not determine the SAE Power Index.

Jake Carlson · 0-0Jacob Carlson's Deepball120.2 projected
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Will Maness · 0-0Lizard King124.9 projected
Lizard King opens as a 4.6-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Sam Dunbar · 0-0The Dunbear135.3 projected
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Brent Holst · 0-0Nico's Mail Order McBride98.5 projected
The Dunbear opens as a 36.7-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Jon Locarni · 0-0Jonny lol109.5 projected
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Andy Heckman · 0-0Dalvin and the Chimpmunks125.5 projected
Dalvin and the Chimpmunks opens as a 16.0-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Kory Hubers · 0-0Kory's Fat Cock134.2 projected
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Will Shires · 0-0Joaquin Goff106.4 projected
Kory's Fat Cock opens as a 27.8-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
John Hachat · 0-0The Milk Man138.7 projected
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Greg Ayars · 0-0Philadelphia Gregs131.5 projected
The Milk Man opens as a 7.3-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Stephen Hoth · 0-02022 Pro Bowlers116.3 projected
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Teddy Pane · 0-0Ted111.9 projected
2022 Pro Bowlers opens as a 4.4-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Game of the week

2022 Pro Bowlers vs. Ted

Only 4.44 projected points separate the two teams.

Highest projected game

The Milk Man vs. Philadelphia Gregs

270.19 combined projected points.

Biggest opening line

The Dunbear

36.71-point Yahoo favorite.

Opening projection board

A reference board, not power

1. The Milk Man
John Hachat
138.73
2. The Dunbear
Sam Dunbar
135.26
3. Kory's Fat Cock
Kory Hubers
134.16
4. Philadelphia Gregs
Greg Ayars
131.46
5. Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
Andy Heckman
125.53
6. Lizard King
Will Maness
124.87
7. Jacob Carlson's Deepball
Jake Carlson
120.23
8. 2022 Pro Bowlers
Stephen Hoth
116.30
9. Ted
Teddy Pane
111.86
10. Jonny lol
Jon Locarni
109.52
11. Joaquin Goff
Will Shires
106.37
12. Nico's Mail Order McBride
Brent Holst
98.55
What to watch

Week 14 storylines

Weekly storylines will be drawn from the verified roster, transaction and scoring data available for this week.

Player layer

Major Performances

Once games are scored, the highest player-week totals surface here directly from canonical data.

Player performances will appear after Week 14 scoring data is filed.