John Hachat · 0-0The Milk Man142.6 projected
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Will Maness · 0-0Lizard King133.6 projected
The Milk Man opens as a 9.0-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
2026 weekly clubhouse
Week 1
The opening slate is filed. Matchups, current projections and verified storylines lead; the page will turn into a recap as scores arrive.
The slate
This Week's Matchups
Yahoo projections are shown as matchup reference only. They do not determine the SAE Power Index.
Teddy Pane · 0-0Ted137.2 projected
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Brent Holst · 0-0Nico's Mail Order McBride133.0 projected
Ted opens as a 4.2-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Will Shires · 0-0Joaquin Goff119.0 projected
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Andy Heckman · 0-0Dalvin and the Chimpmunks133.3 projected
Dalvin and the Chimpmunks opens as a 14.3-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Stephen Hoth · 0-02022 Pro Bowlers138.1 projected
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Jon Locarni · 0-0Jonny lol137.2 projected
2022 Pro Bowlers opens as a 0.9-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Jake Carlson · 0-0Jacob Carlson's Deepball136.1 projected
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Kory Hubers · 0-0Kory's Fat Cock148.1 projected
Kory's Fat Cock opens as a 12.0-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Sam Dunbar · 0-0The Dunbear146.0 projected
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Greg Ayars · 0-0Philadelphia Gregs141.9 projected
The Dunbear opens as a 4.1-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Game of the week
2022 Pro Bowlers vs. Jonny lol
Only 0.92 projected points separate the two teams.
Highest projected game
The Dunbear vs. Philadelphia Gregs
287.96 combined projected points.
Biggest opening line
Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
14.30-point Yahoo favorite.
Opening projection board
A reference board, not power
1. Kory's Fat Cock
Kory Hubers148.08
Kory Hubers148.08
2. The Dunbear
Sam Dunbar146.01
Sam Dunbar146.01
3. The Milk Man
John Hachat142.63
John Hachat142.63
4. Philadelphia Gregs
Greg Ayars141.95
Greg Ayars141.95
5. 2022 Pro Bowlers
Stephen Hoth138.07
Stephen Hoth138.07
6. Ted
Teddy Pane137.24
Teddy Pane137.24
7. Jonny lol
Jon Locarni137.15
Jon Locarni137.15
8. Jacob Carlson's Deepball
Jake Carlson136.09
Jake Carlson136.09
9. Lizard King
Will Maness133.63
Will Maness133.63
10. Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
Andy Heckman133.26
Andy Heckman133.26
11. Nico's Mail Order McBride
Brent Holst133.02
Brent Holst133.02
12. Joaquin Goff
Will Shires118.96
Will Shires118.96
What to watch
Week 1 storylines
Milk Man vs. Lizard King: premium skill-position spending against a quarterback-heavy Superflex build.
Kory's first test: the $164 Bijan/Chase/Achane core opens with the highest Yahoo projection on the board.
Defending champion watch: Stephen Hoth opens in the tightest projected game of the week.
Schedule context: preseason bye luck is tracked separately so roster strength and schedule fortune do not get conflated.
Player layer
Major Performances
Once games are scored, the highest player-week totals surface here directly from canonical data.
Player performances will appear after Week 1 scoring data is filed.
