Teddy Pane · 0-0Ted138.0 projected
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Will Maness · 0-0Lizard King122.0 projected
Ted opens as a 15.9-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
2026 weekly clubhouse
Week 9
The opening slate is filed. Matchups, current projections and verified storylines lead; the page will turn into a recap as scores arrive.
The slate
This Week's Matchups
Yahoo projections are shown as matchup reference only. They do not determine the SAE Power Index.
Jake Carlson · 0-0Jacob Carlson's Deepball136.1 projected
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Brent Holst · 0-0Nico's Mail Order McBride126.6 projected
Jacob Carlson's Deepball opens as a 9.4-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
John Hachat · 0-0The Milk Man127.6 projected
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Andy Heckman · 0-0Dalvin and the Chimpmunks127.5 projected
The Milk Man opens as a 0.1-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Sam Dunbar · 0-0The Dunbear117.8 projected
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Jon Locarni · 0-0Jonny lol112.7 projected
The Dunbear opens as a 5.1-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Greg Ayars · 0-0Philadelphia Gregs132.7 projected
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Will Shires · 0-0Joaquin Goff117.9 projected
Philadelphia Gregs opens as a 14.8-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Stephen Hoth · 0-02022 Pro Bowlers131.2 projected
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Kory Hubers · 0-0Kory's Fat Cock128.5 projected
2022 Pro Bowlers opens as a 2.7-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Game of the week
The Milk Man vs. Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
Only 0.13 projected points separate the two teams.
Highest projected game
Jacob Carlson's Deepball vs. Nico's Mail Order McBride
262.69 combined projected points.
Biggest opening line
Ted
15.93-point Yahoo favorite.
Opening projection board
A reference board, not power
1. Ted
Teddy Pane137.98
Teddy Pane137.98
2. Jacob Carlson's Deepball
Jake Carlson136.05
Jake Carlson136.05
3. Philadelphia Gregs
Greg Ayars132.72
Greg Ayars132.72
4. 2022 Pro Bowlers
Stephen Hoth131.20
Stephen Hoth131.20
5. Kory's Fat Cock
Kory Hubers128.47
Kory Hubers128.47
6. The Milk Man
John Hachat127.62
John Hachat127.62
7. Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
Andy Heckman127.49
Andy Heckman127.49
8. Nico's Mail Order McBride
Brent Holst126.64
Brent Holst126.64
9. Lizard King
Will Maness122.05
Will Maness122.05
10. Joaquin Goff
Will Shires117.91
Will Shires117.91
11. The Dunbear
Sam Dunbar117.84
Sam Dunbar117.84
12. Jonny lol
Jon Locarni112.70
Jon Locarni112.70
What to watch
Week 9 storylines
Weekly storylines will be drawn from the verified roster, transaction and scoring data available for this week.
Player layer
Major Performances
Once games are scored, the highest player-week totals surface here directly from canonical data.
Player performances will appear after Week 9 scoring data is filed.
