Brent Holst · 0-0Nico's Mail Order McBride129.8 projected
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Will Maness · 0-0Lizard King124.2 projected
Nico's Mail Order McBride opens as a 5.6-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
2026 weekly clubhouse
Week 12
The opening slate is filed. Matchups, current projections and verified storylines lead; the page will turn into a recap as scores arrive.
The slate
This Week's Matchups
Yahoo projections are shown as matchup reference only. They do not determine the SAE Power Index.
Will Shires · 0-0Joaquin Goff118.5 projected
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Andy Heckman · 0-0Dalvin and the Chimpmunks129.4 projected
Dalvin and the Chimpmunks opens as a 10.9-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Stephen Hoth · 0-02022 Pro Bowlers128.7 projected
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Jon Locarni · 0-0Jonny lol130.9 projected
Jonny lol opens as a 2.3-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Jake Carlson · 0-0Jacob Carlson's Deepball135.1 projected
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Kory Hubers · 0-0Kory's Fat Cock141.8 projected
Kory's Fat Cock opens as a 6.7-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Sam Dunbar · 0-0The Dunbear139.7 projected
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Greg Ayars · 0-0Philadelphia Gregs132.9 projected
The Dunbear opens as a 6.7-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
John Hachat · 0-0The Milk Man137.8 projected
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Teddy Pane · 0-0Ted132.2 projected
The Milk Man opens as a 5.6-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Game of the week
2022 Pro Bowlers vs. Jonny lol
Only 2.29 projected points separate the two teams.
Highest projected game
Jacob Carlson's Deepball vs. Kory's Fat Cock
276.94 combined projected points.
Biggest opening line
Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
10.88-point Yahoo favorite.
Opening projection board
A reference board, not power
1. Kory's Fat Cock
Kory Hubers141.81
Kory Hubers141.81
2. The Dunbear
Sam Dunbar139.68
Sam Dunbar139.68
3. The Milk Man
John Hachat137.83
John Hachat137.83
4. Jacob Carlson's Deepball
Jake Carlson135.13
Jake Carlson135.13
5. Philadelphia Gregs
Greg Ayars132.95
Greg Ayars132.95
6. Ted
Teddy Pane132.24
Teddy Pane132.24
7. Jonny lol
Jon Locarni130.95
Jon Locarni130.95
8. Nico's Mail Order McBride
Brent Holst129.79
Brent Holst129.79
9. Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
Andy Heckman129.38
Andy Heckman129.38
10. 2022 Pro Bowlers
Stephen Hoth128.66
Stephen Hoth128.66
11. Lizard King
Will Maness124.21
Will Maness124.21
12. Joaquin Goff
Will Shires118.50
Will Shires118.50
What to watch
Week 12 storylines
Weekly storylines will be drawn from the verified roster, transaction and scoring data available for this week.
Player layer
Major Performances
Once games are scored, the highest player-week totals surface here directly from canonical data.
Player performances will appear after Week 12 scoring data is filed.
