2026 weekly clubhouse

Week 8

The opening slate is filed. Matchups, current projections and verified storylines lead; the page will turn into a recap as scores arrive.

The slate

This Week's Matchups

Yahoo projections are shown as matchup reference only. They do not determine the SAE Power Index.

Sam Dunbar · 0-0The Dunbear123.8 projected
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Will Maness · 0-0Lizard King110.1 projected
The Dunbear opens as a 13.6-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Andy Heckman · 0-0Dalvin and the Chimpmunks110.5 projected
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Brent Holst · 0-0Nico's Mail Order McBride93.8 projected
Dalvin and the Chimpmunks opens as a 16.8-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
John Hachat · 0-0The Milk Man132.9 projected
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Jon Locarni · 0-0Jonny lol107.5 projected
The Milk Man opens as a 25.4-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Teddy Pane · 0-0Ted108.4 projected
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Will Shires · 0-0Joaquin Goff105.3 projected
Ted opens as a 3.0-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Greg Ayars · 0-0Philadelphia Gregs134.1 projected
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Kory Hubers · 0-0Kory's Fat Cock112.4 projected
Philadelphia Gregs opens as a 21.7-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Jake Carlson · 0-0Jacob Carlson's Deepball134.4 projected
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Stephen Hoth · 0-02022 Pro Bowlers130.6 projected
Jacob Carlson's Deepball opens as a 3.8-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Game of the week

Ted vs. Joaquin Goff

Only 3.01 projected points separate the two teams.

Highest projected game

Jacob Carlson's Deepball vs. 2022 Pro Bowlers

264.99 combined projected points.

Biggest opening line

The Milk Man

25.36-point Yahoo favorite.

Opening projection board

A reference board, not power

1. Jacob Carlson's Deepball
Jake Carlson
134.37
2. Philadelphia Gregs
Greg Ayars
134.09
3. The Milk Man
John Hachat
132.91
4. 2022 Pro Bowlers
Stephen Hoth
130.62
5. The Dunbear
Sam Dunbar
123.76
6. Kory's Fat Cock
Kory Hubers
112.38
7. Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
Andy Heckman
110.55
8. Lizard King
Will Maness
110.13
9. Ted
Teddy Pane
108.36
10. Jonny lol
Jon Locarni
107.55
11. Joaquin Goff
Will Shires
105.35
12. Nico's Mail Order McBride
Brent Holst
93.79
What to watch

Week 8 storylines

Weekly storylines will be drawn from the verified roster, transaction and scoring data available for this week.

Player layer

Major Performances

Once games are scored, the highest player-week totals surface here directly from canonical data.

Player performances will appear after Week 8 scoring data is filed.