Jon Locarni · 0-0Jonny lol93.3 projected
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Will Maness · 0-0Lizard King52.4 projected
Jonny lol opens as a 40.9-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
2026 weekly clubhouse
Week 7
The opening slate is filed. Matchups, current projections and verified storylines lead; the page will turn into a recap as scores arrive.
The slate
This Week's Matchups
Yahoo projections are shown as matchup reference only. They do not determine the SAE Power Index.
John Hachat · 0-0The Milk Man123.6 projected
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Brent Holst · 0-0Nico's Mail Order McBride110.5 projected
The Milk Man opens as a 13.2-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Stephen Hoth · 0-02022 Pro Bowlers132.7 projected
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Andy Heckman · 0-0Dalvin and the Chimpmunks115.6 projected
2022 Pro Bowlers opens as a 17.1-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Sam Dunbar · 0-0The Dunbear111.4 projected
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Will Shires · 0-0Joaquin Goff106.0 projected
The Dunbear opens as a 5.4-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Teddy Pane · 0-0Ted134.7 projected
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Kory Hubers · 0-0Kory's Fat Cock141.2 projected
Kory's Fat Cock opens as a 6.5-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Jake Carlson · 0-0Jacob Carlson's Deepball115.4 projected
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Greg Ayars · 0-0Philadelphia Gregs133.8 projected
Philadelphia Gregs opens as a 18.4-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Game of the week
The Dunbear vs. Joaquin Goff
Only 5.44 projected points separate the two teams.
Highest projected game
Ted vs. Kory's Fat Cock
275.94 combined projected points.
Biggest opening line
Jonny lol
40.89-point Yahoo favorite.
Opening projection board
A reference board, not power
1. Kory's Fat Cock
Kory Hubers141.21
Kory Hubers141.21
2. Ted
Teddy Pane134.73
Teddy Pane134.73
3. Philadelphia Gregs
Greg Ayars133.84
Greg Ayars133.84
4. 2022 Pro Bowlers
Stephen Hoth132.73
Stephen Hoth132.73
5. The Milk Man
John Hachat123.61
John Hachat123.61
6. Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
Andy Heckman115.64
Andy Heckman115.64
7. Jacob Carlson's Deepball
Jake Carlson115.43
Jake Carlson115.43
8. The Dunbear
Sam Dunbar111.43
Sam Dunbar111.43
9. Nico's Mail Order McBride
Brent Holst110.46
Brent Holst110.46
10. Joaquin Goff
Will Shires105.99
Will Shires105.99
11. Jonny lol
Jon Locarni93.30
Jon Locarni93.30
12. Lizard King
Will Maness52.41
Will Maness52.41
What to watch
Week 7 storylines
Weekly storylines will be drawn from the verified roster, transaction and scoring data available for this week.
Player layer
Major Performances
Once games are scored, the highest player-week totals surface here directly from canonical data.
Player performances will appear after Week 7 scoring data is filed.
