The digital clubhouse at 635 · Week 1

The auction is over. Football is back.

$2368 changed hands across 180 roster purchases. Twelve rosters are set, six opening-week matchups are on the board, and the 635 Gazette has gone to print.

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Current headlines

What the league is talking about now.

The homepage now follows the active season. Draft prep lives in the Draft Room; current football leads here.

Auction fallout

The room has consequences.

Gibbs $65. Saquon $62. Chase $61. Kory's $164 three-player core. Lizard King's $98 quarterback room.

Open Draft Recap →Week 1 board

Six games. No standings excuses yet.

The opening slate is filed with current projections and matchup context.

Open Week 1 →Schedule luck

$332 vs. $30.

Sam currently avoids $332 of opposing starter auction salary on bye weeks. Jake avoids only $30.

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Week 1 slate

This Week's Matchups

Full Week 1

The Milk Man
John Hachat142.63
at
133.63Lizard King
Will Maness

Ted
Teddy Pane137.24
at
133.02Nico's Mail Order McBride
Brent Holst

Joaquin Goff
Will Shires118.96
at
133.26Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
Andy Heckman

2022 Pro Bowlers
Stephen Hoth138.07
at
137.15Jonny lol
Jon Locarni

Jacob Carlson's Deepball
Jake Carlson136.09
at
148.08Kory's Fat Cock
Kory Hubers

The Dunbear
Sam Dunbar146.01
at
141.95Philadelphia Gregs
Greg Ayars

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Current matchup projections

This is a matchup reference, not the SAE Power Index.

1. Kory's Fat Cock
Kory Hubers148.08

2. The Dunbear
Sam Dunbar146.01

3. The Milk Man
John Hachat142.63

4. Philadelphia Gregs
Greg Ayars141.95

5. 2022 Pro Bowlers
Stephen Hoth138.07

6. Ted
Teddy Pane137.24

7. Jonny lol
Jon Locarni137.15

8. Jacob Carlson's Deepball
Jake Carlson136.09

9. Lizard King
Will Maness133.63

10. Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
Andy Heckman133.26

11. Nico's Mail Order McBride
Brent Holst133.02

12. Joaquin Goff
Will Shires118.96

The 635 Gazette · Opening Edition

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The draft recap, Week 1 game of the week, opening projection board, transaction wire and the first watch list of 2026.

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