The 635 Data Lab / 2026 / Weeks 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
The excuses now have receipts.
Separate the roster, the decision, and the bounce. A star getting hurt does not turn a sensible start into bad managing.
Release 2026-w5-v1 · Through Week 5 only · 30 games · 933 player-week records
Position rooms
Actual NFL position, wherever the player was started. A tight end in superflex still belongs to the TE room. Bench points are depth production, not automatically usable lineup gains.
| Team | Position | Starts | Started points ↓ | Bench points ↓ |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2022 Pro Bowlers | WR | 14 | 269.85 | 99.10 |
| Ted | RB | 14 | 252.50 | 68.40 |
| The Dunbear | WR | 15 | 248.62 | 59.32 |
| For Gosh Darn Tuten | WR | 12 | 239.18 | 101.24 |
| Carls girthy balls | RB | 13 | 236.84 | 48.60 |
| 2022 Pro Bowlers | QB | 10 | 232.00 | 50.60 |
| My Nabers' Runaway McBride | WR | 15 | 225.30 | 38.90 |
| Dalvin and the Chimpmunks | QB | 10 | 225.00 | 0.00 |
| The Milk Man | WR | 14 | 224.00 | 74.72 |
| Dalvin and the Chimpmunks | RB | 14 | 222.40 | 14.50 |
| Lizard King | QB | 10 | 222.30 | 103.70 |
| The Milk Man | RB | 11 | 216.50 | 44.38 |
| My Nabers' Runaway McBride | QB | 10 | 214.50 | 114.20 |
| Joaquin Goff | WR | 15 | 213.54 | 81.10 |
| Lizard King | WR | 14 | 212.68 | 41.20 |
| Kory’s Fat Cock | RB | 14 | 210.40 | 20.78 |
| Lizard King | RB | 11 | 207.20 | 123.20 |
| The Dunbear | QB | 10 | 196.60 | 61.05 |
| For Gosh Darn Tuten | QB | 10 | 191.65 | 35.75 |
| Kory’s Fat Cock | QB | 10 | 186.25 | 114.45 |
| Carls girthy balls | QB | 10 | 182.70 | 133.90 |
| Philadelphia Gregs | WR | 12 | 174.20 | 59.40 |
| For Gosh Darn Tuten | RB | 13 | 168.80 | 64.74 |
| Carls girthy balls | WR | 12 | 165.40 | 52.30 |
| Joaquin Goff | QB | 10 | 159.25 | 0.00 |
| Philadelphia Gregs | QB | 10 | 157.85 | 0.00 |
| Joaquin Goff | RB | 10 | 151.80 | 52.40 |
| The Milk Man | QB | 10 | 145.45 | 19.25 |
| Kory’s Fat Cock | WR | 11 | 144.92 | 17.70 |
| The Dunbear | RB | 10 | 142.30 | 84.40 |
| 2022 Pro Bowlers | RB | 11 | 141.78 | 60.02 |
| Ted | QB | 7 | 130.15 | 0.00 |
| My Nabers' Runaway McBride | RB | 10 | 126.40 | 81.44 |
| Dalvin and the Chimpmunks | WR | 11 | 124.90 | 108.70 |
| Ted | WR | 11 | 123.90 | 85.94 |
| Philadelphia Gregs | RB | 10 | 121.60 | 58.96 |
| Philadelphia Gregs | TE | 8 | 117.40 | 119.00 |
| Ted | TE | 8 | 109.40 | 18.00 |
| My Nabers' Runaway McBride | TE | 5 | 90.80 | 47.70 |
| Carls girthy balls | DEF | 5 | 90.00 | 0.00 |
| Dalvin and the Chimpmunks | TE | 5 | 71.20 | 56.90 |
| My Nabers' Runaway McBride | DEF | 5 | 69.00 | 0.00 |
| 2022 Pro Bowlers | K | 5 | 68.00 | 0.00 |
| 2022 Pro Bowlers | DEF | 5 | 61.00 | 0.00 |
| For Gosh Darn Tuten | DEF | 5 | 60.00 | 0.00 |
| The Milk Man | DEF | 5 | 60.00 | 0.00 |
| 2022 Pro Bowlers | TE | 5 | 59.70 | 55.20 |
| Joaquin Goff | DEF | 5 | 59.00 | 0.00 |
| Carls girthy balls | K | 5 | 54.00 | 0.00 |
| Dalvin and the Chimpmunks | K | 5 | 54.00 | 0.00 |
| Joaquin Goff | K | 5 | 54.00 | 0.00 |
| Carls girthy balls | TE | 5 | 51.70 | 0.00 |
| The Dunbear | TE | 5 | 51.70 | 0.00 |
| For Gosh Darn Tuten | TE | 5 | 51.40 | 0.00 |
| Lizard King | K | 5 | 50.00 | 0.00 |
| Philadelphia Gregs | DEF | 5 | 49.00 | 0.00 |
| The Dunbear | DEF | 5 | 48.00 | 13.00 |
| Kory’s Fat Cock | K | 5 | 46.00 | 0.00 |
| The Dunbear | K | 5 | 45.00 | 0.00 |
| The Milk Man | K | 5 | 45.00 | 0.00 |
| Ted | DEF | 5 | 44.00 | 13.00 |
| Ted | K | 5 | 43.00 | 0.00 |
| Kory’s Fat Cock | TE | 5 | 37.00 | 0.00 |
| Kory’s Fat Cock | DEF | 5 | 36.00 | 0.00 |
| Philadelphia Gregs | K | 5 | 35.00 | 0.00 |
| Lizard King | TE | 5 | 30.60 | 1.90 |
| For Gosh Darn Tuten | K | 5 | 29.00 | 0.00 |
| Dalvin and the Chimpmunks | DEF | 5 | 27.00 | 0.00 |
| Lizard King | DEF | 5 | 27.00 | 0.00 |
| Joaquin Goff | TE | 5 | 26.90 | 0.00 |
| My Nabers' Runaway McBride | K | 5 | 20.00 | 0.00 |
| The Milk Man | TE | 5 | 12.30 | 11.00 |
