2026 weekly clubhouse

Week 6

The opening slate is filed. Matchups, current projections and verified storylines lead; the page will turn into a recap as scores arrive.

The slate

This Week's Matchups

Yahoo projections are shown as matchup reference only. They do not determine the SAE Power Index.

John Hachat · 0-0The Milk Man98.2 projected
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Will Maness · 0-0Lizard King122.4 projected
Lizard King opens as a 24.2-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Stephen Hoth · 0-02022 Pro Bowlers122.4 projected
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Brent Holst · 0-0Nico's Mail Order McBride114.2 projected
2022 Pro Bowlers opens as a 8.3-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Greg Ayars · 0-0Philadelphia Gregs101.7 projected
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Andy Heckman · 0-0Dalvin and the Chimpmunks93.2 projected
Philadelphia Gregs opens as a 8.5-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Will Shires · 0-0Joaquin Goff90.5 projected
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Jon Locarni · 0-0Jonny lol128.7 projected
Jonny lol opens as a 38.2-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Sam Dunbar · 0-0The Dunbear123.0 projected
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Kory Hubers · 0-0Kory's Fat Cock108.5 projected
The Dunbear opens as a 14.4-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Jake Carlson · 0-0Jacob Carlson's Deepball107.1 projected
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Teddy Pane · 0-0Ted136.9 projected
Ted opens as a 29.8-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Game of the week

2022 Pro Bowlers vs. Nico's Mail Order McBride

Only 8.27 projected points separate the two teams.

Highest projected game

Jacob Carlson's Deepball vs. Ted

244.07 combined projected points.

Biggest opening line

Jonny lol

38.25-point Yahoo favorite.

Opening projection board

A reference board, not power

1. Ted
Teddy Pane
136.95
2. Jonny lol
Jon Locarni
128.73
3. The Dunbear
Sam Dunbar
122.95
4. 2022 Pro Bowlers
Stephen Hoth
122.43
5. Lizard King
Will Maness
122.38
6. Nico's Mail Order McBride
Brent Holst
114.16
7. Kory's Fat Cock
Kory Hubers
108.54
8. Jacob Carlson's Deepball
Jake Carlson
107.12
9. Philadelphia Gregs
Greg Ayars
101.69
10. The Milk Man
John Hachat
98.20
11. Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
Andy Heckman
93.23
12. Joaquin Goff
Will Shires
90.48
What to watch

Week 6 storylines

Weekly storylines will be drawn from the verified roster, transaction and scoring data available for this week.

Player layer

Major Performances

Once games are scored, the highest player-week totals surface here directly from canonical data.

Player performances will appear after Week 6 scoring data is filed.