Andy Heckman · 0-0Dalvin and the Chimpmunks111.6 projected
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Will Maness · 0-0Lizard King96.1 projected
Dalvin and the Chimpmunks opens as a 15.5-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
2026 weekly clubhouse
Week 13
The opening slate is filed. Matchups, current projections and verified storylines lead; the page will turn into a recap as scores arrive.
The slate
This Week's Matchups
Yahoo projections are shown as matchup reference only. They do not determine the SAE Power Index.
Jon Locarni · 0-0Jonny lol127.7 projected
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Brent Holst · 0-0Nico's Mail Order McBride125.1 projected
Jonny lol opens as a 2.5-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Jake Carlson · 0-0Jacob Carlson's Deepball124.8 projected
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Will Shires · 0-0Joaquin Goff114.3 projected
Jacob Carlson's Deepball opens as a 10.6-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
John Hachat · 0-0The Milk Man99.4 projected
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Kory Hubers · 0-0Kory's Fat Cock139.8 projected
Kory's Fat Cock opens as a 40.3-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Teddy Pane · 0-0Ted135.8 projected
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Greg Ayars · 0-0Philadelphia Gregs106.9 projected
Ted opens as a 28.9-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Stephen Hoth · 0-02022 Pro Bowlers97.6 projected
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Sam Dunbar · 0-0The Dunbear131.6 projected
The Dunbear opens as a 34.0-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Game of the week
Jonny lol vs. Nico's Mail Order McBride
Only 2.52 projected points separate the two teams.
Highest projected game
Jonny lol vs. Nico's Mail Order McBride
252.80 combined projected points.
Biggest opening line
Kory's Fat Cock
40.32-point Yahoo favorite.
Opening projection board
A reference board, not power
1. Kory's Fat Cock
Kory Hubers139.75
Kory Hubers139.75
2. Ted
Teddy Pane135.76
Teddy Pane135.76
3. The Dunbear
Sam Dunbar131.64
Sam Dunbar131.64
4. Jonny lol
Jon Locarni127.66
Jon Locarni127.66
5. Nico's Mail Order McBride
Brent Holst125.14
Brent Holst125.14
6. Jacob Carlson's Deepball
Jake Carlson124.83
Jake Carlson124.83
7. Joaquin Goff
Will Shires114.27
Will Shires114.27
8. Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
Andy Heckman111.56
Andy Heckman111.56
9. Philadelphia Gregs
Greg Ayars106.89
Greg Ayars106.89
10. The Milk Man
John Hachat99.43
John Hachat99.43
11. 2022 Pro Bowlers
Stephen Hoth97.64
Stephen Hoth97.64
12. Lizard King
Will Maness96.08
Will Maness96.08
What to watch
Week 13 storylines
Weekly storylines will be drawn from the verified roster, transaction and scoring data available for this week.
Player layer
Major Performances
Once games are scored, the highest player-week totals surface here directly from canonical data.
Player performances will appear after Week 13 scoring data is filed.
