Will Shires · 0-0Joaquin Goff119.6 projected
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Will Maness · 0-0Lizard King122.1 projected
Lizard King opens as a 2.5-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
2026 weekly clubhouse
Week 5
The opening slate is filed. Matchups, current projections and verified storylines lead; the page will turn into a recap as scores arrive.
The slate
This Week's Matchups
Yahoo projections are shown as matchup reference only. They do not determine the SAE Power Index.
Greg Ayars · 0-0Philadelphia Gregs106.3 projected
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Brent Holst · 0-0Nico's Mail Order McBride129.1 projected
Nico's Mail Order McBride opens as a 22.7-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Teddy Pane · 0-0Ted124.4 projected
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Andy Heckman · 0-0Dalvin and the Chimpmunks128.2 projected
Dalvin and the Chimpmunks opens as a 3.9-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Kory Hubers · 0-0Kory's Fat Cock127.2 projected
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Jon Locarni · 0-0Jonny lol128.2 projected
Jonny lol opens as a 1.0-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Jake Carlson · 0-0Jacob Carlson's Deepball122.8 projected
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Sam Dunbar · 0-0The Dunbear143.2 projected
The Dunbear opens as a 20.4-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Stephen Hoth · 0-02022 Pro Bowlers133.6 projected
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John Hachat · 0-0The Milk Man136.3 projected
The Milk Man opens as a 2.7-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Game of the week
Kory's Fat Cock vs. Jonny lol
Only 0.99 projected points separate the two teams.
Highest projected game
2022 Pro Bowlers vs. The Milk Man
269.94 combined projected points.
Biggest opening line
Nico's Mail Order McBride
22.74-point Yahoo favorite.
Opening projection board
A reference board, not power
1. The Dunbear
Sam Dunbar143.22
Sam Dunbar143.22
2. The Milk Man
John Hachat136.32
John Hachat136.32
3. 2022 Pro Bowlers
Stephen Hoth133.62
Stephen Hoth133.62
4. Nico's Mail Order McBride
Brent Holst129.06
Brent Holst129.06
5. Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
Andy Heckman128.22
Andy Heckman128.22
6. Jonny lol
Jon Locarni128.17
Jon Locarni128.17
7. Kory's Fat Cock
Kory Hubers127.18
Kory Hubers127.18
8. Ted
Teddy Pane124.36
Teddy Pane124.36
9. Jacob Carlson's Deepball
Jake Carlson122.80
Jake Carlson122.80
10. Lizard King
Will Maness122.11
Will Maness122.11
11. Joaquin Goff
Will Shires119.63
Will Shires119.63
12. Philadelphia Gregs
Greg Ayars106.32
Greg Ayars106.32
What to watch
Week 5 storylines
Weekly storylines will be drawn from the verified roster, transaction and scoring data available for this week.
Player layer
Major Performances
Once games are scored, the highest player-week totals surface here directly from canonical data.
Player performances will appear after Week 5 scoring data is filed.
