Andy Heckman · 0-0Dalvin and the Chimpmunks126.5 projected
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Will Maness · 0-0Lizard King128.3 projected
Lizard King opens as a 1.8-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
2026 weekly clubhouse
Week 2
The opening slate is filed. Matchups, current projections and verified storylines lead; the page will turn into a recap as scores arrive.
The slate
This Week's Matchups
Yahoo projections are shown as matchup reference only. They do not determine the SAE Power Index.
Jon Locarni · 0-0Jonny lol130.3 projected
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Brent Holst · 0-0Nico's Mail Order McBride128.3 projected
Jonny lol opens as a 2.1-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Jake Carlson · 0-0Jacob Carlson's Deepball134.0 projected
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Will Shires · 0-0Joaquin Goff114.8 projected
Jacob Carlson's Deepball opens as a 19.2-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
John Hachat · 0-0The Milk Man136.8 projected
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Kory Hubers · 0-0Kory's Fat Cock144.4 projected
Kory's Fat Cock opens as a 7.7-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Teddy Pane · 0-0Ted137.5 projected
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Greg Ayars · 0-0Philadelphia Gregs129.1 projected
Ted opens as a 8.4-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Stephen Hoth · 0-02022 Pro Bowlers130.2 projected
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Sam Dunbar · 0-0The Dunbear139.7 projected
The Dunbear opens as a 9.4-point Yahoo favorite. Projection only — not the SAE Power Index.
Game of the week
Dalvin and the Chimpmunks vs. Lizard King
Only 1.78 projected points separate the two teams.
Highest projected game
The Milk Man vs. Kory's Fat Cock
281.22 combined projected points.
Biggest opening line
Jacob Carlson's Deepball
19.17-point Yahoo favorite.
Opening projection board
A reference board, not power
1. Kory's Fat Cock
Kory Hubers144.44
Kory Hubers144.44
2. The Dunbear
Sam Dunbar139.65
Sam Dunbar139.65
3. Ted
Teddy Pane137.51
Teddy Pane137.51
4. The Milk Man
John Hachat136.78
John Hachat136.78
5. Jacob Carlson's Deepball
Jake Carlson133.96
Jake Carlson133.96
6. Jonny lol
Jon Locarni130.35
Jon Locarni130.35
7. 2022 Pro Bowlers
Stephen Hoth130.23
Stephen Hoth130.23
8. Philadelphia Gregs
Greg Ayars129.09
Greg Ayars129.09
9. Lizard King
Will Maness128.28
Will Maness128.28
10. Nico's Mail Order McBride
Brent Holst128.27
Brent Holst128.27
11. Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
Andy Heckman126.50
Andy Heckman126.50
12. Joaquin Goff
Will Shires114.79
Will Shires114.79
What to watch
Week 2 storylines
Weekly storylines will be drawn from the verified roster, transaction and scoring data available for this week.
Player layer
Major Performances
Once games are scored, the highest player-week totals surface here directly from canonical data.
Player performances will appear after Week 2 scoring data is filed.
