Nebraska Lambda-Pi · 6352026 · Week 2Sports Edition
The 635 Gazette
Established for the SAE Champions LeaguePrice: one terrible trade take
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Week 2 has results on the wire.
The weekly newspaper shell is live, but it does not manufacture league news. Headlines, recap copy, quotes, pressure stories and jokes should be grounded in the actual week's results, transactions and league history.
6 completed matchups are currently available from the canonical 2026 data. The scored matchups are listed in this edition's scoreboard.
Scoreboard
Around the Champions League
Dalvin and the Chimpmunks (Andy Heckman)
Lizard King (Will Maness)158.9
151.3
Lizard King (Will Maness)158.9
151.3
Jonny lol (Jon Locarni)
Nico's Mail Order McBride (Brent Holst)150.2
93.5
Nico's Mail Order McBride (Brent Holst)150.2
93.5
Jacob Carlson's Deepball (Jake Carlson)
Joaquin Goff (Will Shires)152.3
134.9
Joaquin Goff (Will Shires)152.3
134.9
The Milk Man (John Hachat)
Kory's Fat Cock (Kory Hubers)125.3
139.3
Kory's Fat Cock (Kory Hubers)125.3
139.3
Ted (Teddy Pane)
Philadelphia Gregs (Greg Ayars)154.3
158.8
Philadelphia Gregs (Greg Ayars)154.3
158.8
2022 Pro Bowlers (Stephen Hoth)
The Dunbear (Sam Dunbar)187.4
127.4
The Dunbear (Sam Dunbar)187.4
127.4