Nebraska Lambda-Pi · 6352026 · Week 3Sports Edition
The 635 Gazette
Established for the SAE Champions LeaguePrice: one terrible trade take
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Week 3 has results on the wire.
The weekly newspaper shell is live, but it does not manufacture league news. Headlines, recap copy, quotes, pressure stories and jokes should be grounded in the actual week's results, transactions and league history.
6 completed matchups are currently available from the canonical 2026 data. The scored matchups are listed in this edition's scoreboard.
Scoreboard
Around the Champions League
Jacob Carlson's Deepball (Jake Carlson)
Lizard King (Will Maness)142.1
120.7
Lizard King (Will Maness)142.1
120.7
The Dunbear (Sam Dunbar)
Nico's Mail Order McBride (Brent Holst)175.1
123.3
Nico's Mail Order McBride (Brent Holst)175.1
123.3
Jonny lol (Jon Locarni)
Dalvin and the Chimpmunks (Andy Heckman)158.4
92.2
Dalvin and the Chimpmunks (Andy Heckman)158.4
92.2
Kory's Fat Cock (Kory Hubers)
Joaquin Goff (Will Shires)159.5
131.8
Joaquin Goff (Will Shires)159.5
131.8
The Milk Man (John Hachat)
Philadelphia Gregs (Greg Ayars)165.3
71.2
Philadelphia Gregs (Greg Ayars)165.3
71.2
2022 Pro Bowlers (Stephen Hoth)
Ted (Teddy Pane)174.1
184.3
Ted (Teddy Pane)174.1
184.3