SAE Champions LeagueNebraska Lambda-Pi · 635
The digital clubhouse at 635 / 2026

The numbers are in. The excuses have receipts.

The completed, validated weeks of Yahoo scoring are filed. Separate a bad beat from a bad decision, inspect the injury evidence, and argue about who has actually delivered.

The live data lab

A star getting hurt is not bad managing.

Decision process and realized results get separate columns. Injury coverage is partial, sourced, and explicitly marked.

Verified results

Through Week 5

All-play and schedule swing
Carls girthy balls
Jake Carlson
4-1
780.64 points / 3.00 schedule-neutral expected wins
For Gosh Darn Tuten
Jon Locarni
4-1
740.03 points / 2.64 schedule-neutral expected wins
Dalvin and the Chimpmunks
Andy Heckman
4-1
724.50 points / 3.00 schedule-neutral expected wins
2022 Pro Bowlers
Stephen Hoth
3-2
832.33 points / 3.91 schedule-neutral expected wins
My Nabers' Runaway McBride
Brent Holst
3-2
746.00 points / 3.09 schedule-neutral expected wins
The Dunbear
Sam Dunbar
3-2
732.22 points / 2.45 schedule-neutral expected wins
Lizard King
Will Maness
2-3
749.78 points / 2.55 schedule-neutral expected wins
Joaquin Goff
Will Shires
2-3
664.49 points / 1.64 schedule-neutral expected wins
Kory’s Fat Cock
Kory Hubers
2-3
660.57 points / 1.09 schedule-neutral expected wins
The Milk Man
John Hachat
1-4
703.25 points / 2.18 schedule-neutral expected wins
Ted
Teddy Pane
1-4
702.95 points / 2.27 schedule-neutral expected wins
Philadelphia Gregs
Greg Ayars
1-4
655.05 points / 2.18 schedule-neutral expected wins
The 635 Gazette

Opening edition

The approved opening-week newspaper remains in the archive.

The draft room

The market is history.

Closing prices and roster construction, preserved separately from results.

The permanent record

Historical Data Lab

Prior seasons, league records, and the older analytical tools.

Yahoo remains the scoring source. The lab is a versioned analysis, not an official change to league standings, scoring settings or rules. Read the methods and limitations.