Nebraska Lambda-Pi · 6352026 · Week 4Sports Edition
The 635 Gazette
Established for the SAE Champions LeaguePrice: one terrible trade take
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Week 4 has results on the wire.
The weekly newspaper shell is live, but it does not manufacture league news. Headlines, recap copy, quotes, pressure stories and jokes should be grounded in the actual week's results, transactions and league history.
6 completed matchups are currently available from the canonical 2026 data. The scored matchups are listed in this edition's scoreboard.
Scoreboard
Around the Champions League
Kory's Fat Cock (Kory Hubers)
Lizard King (Will Maness)111.6
147.8
Lizard King (Will Maness)111.6
147.8
Ted (Teddy Pane)
Nico's Mail Order McBride (Brent Holst)138.0
156.7
Nico's Mail Order McBride (Brent Holst)138.0
156.7
The Dunbear (Sam Dunbar)
Dalvin and the Chimpmunks (Andy Heckman)114.8
151.8
Dalvin and the Chimpmunks (Andy Heckman)114.8
151.8
Jacob Carlson's Deepball (Jake Carlson)
Jonny lol (Jon Locarni)183.4
120.8
Jonny lol (Jon Locarni)183.4
120.8
The Milk Man (John Hachat)
Joaquin Goff (Will Shires)119.0
130.3
Joaquin Goff (Will Shires)119.0
130.3
2022 Pro Bowlers (Stephen Hoth)
Philadelphia Gregs (Greg Ayars)182.5
153.9
Philadelphia Gregs (Greg Ayars)182.5
153.9