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Receipts

The league’s funniest claims, backed by actual numbers. Every card has a click-through to the lab that produced it.

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No vibes-only awards. Awards are generated from canonical 2025 scoreboard, lineup, all-play, FAAB and verified Yahoo trade data. Each receipt links back to the underlying lab. Counterfactual awards are labeled as modeled rather than historical fact.
#1Sam Dunbar3Nuclear Week · The Heist · Trade Win Swing
#2Kory Hubers2Schedule Merchant · Clean Hands
#3Brent Holst1Bag Holder
#4John Hachat1Waiver Wire Theft
#5Teddy Pane1Bench Crime
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Nuclear Week

Sam Dunbar
The Dunbear
210.61 pts

Week 4 was the highest regular-season team score in the 2025 archive.

Week 4210.61 actual points
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Heartbreaker

Will Shires
Joaquin Goff
Lost by 0.55

The narrowest regular-season loss: 153.05–153.60 in Week 9.

Week 9153.05 scored153.60 opponent
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Schedule Merchant

Kory Hubers
Kory's Fat Cock
+2.82 wins

Largest positive gap between actual wins and all-play expected wins.

13 actual wins10.18 expected wins
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Schedule Victim

Will Maness
Lizard King
-1.82 wins

Largest negative gap between actual wins and all-play expected wins.

5 actual wins6.82 expected wins
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Bench Crime

Teddy Pane
Ted
57.60 pts left

The biggest single-week gap between the actual lineup and the best legal lineup from the same roster.

Week 1391.08 actual148.68 optimal
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Clean Hands

Kory Hubers
Kory's Fat Cock
93.8%

Best season-long lineup efficiency among managers with at least 10 captured regular-season weeks.

15 weeks153.85 total points left
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Waiver Wire Theft

John Hachat
The Milk Man
+100.50 pts

Best skill-position paid add by points created above the manager's best eligible roster alternative.

Jake Ferguson · $611 starts16.75 marginal pts/$
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Bag Holder

Brent Holst
Nico's Mail Order McBride
-10.02 pts/$

Worst return among paid claims costing at least $5 that actually entered a starting lineup.

Woody Marks · $55 starts-50.10 marginal points
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The Heist

Sam Dunbar
The Dunbear
+429.89-pt edge

Largest modeled trade edge in the decision-neutral 2025 Trade Rewind.

Trade #450James Cook III, Drake Maye received232.04 winner-side ROI
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Trade Win Swing

Sam Dunbar
The Dunbear
+2 wins

Most matchup wins added by a trade in the first-order no-trade counterfactual.

Trade #450232.04 roster-value points
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